festivehamiltn:

an ask wasn’t enough

callout post for @perditioner

posts my witty skype jokes on tumblr and gets notes out of them
lies to thomas jefferson
roleplays a founding father
wants washington to be her daddy
wants hamilton to nearly fall out of a tree
is too cute, too good for this world

festivehamiltn:

little known historical fact: thomas jefferson thought “lesbian” meant “ally” and declared himself a lesbian with whoever he wanted to strike up a political partnership with

ryanphantom:

THERE’S JUST MORE SOUP [x]

until-the-end-skulduggery:

miss-nerdgasmz:

crrud:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FUCKING VINE PLAY IT AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTIES PLAY IT AT MY FUCKING FUNERAL ON MY FUCKING WEDDING DAY PLAY THIS ON THE FUCKING BIG SCREEN MUR DUR

Captions
[Context: the wise men bringing Jesus gifts]

Wise man 1: I brought you frankincense
Jesus: Thank you!
Masked “Wise man”: And I brought you myrrh-
Jesus: Thank you!
Judas Iscariot: *unmasks* MYRRH-DER!
Jesus: *gentle, sassy gasp* JUDAS, NO-

Oh
My
God

Anonymous:
no it's about murder though i am flattered. maybe if we survive we can get something going

dockscratch:

atomgun:

:

    ‘ you ask to murder me ? i will say no, thank you. ’

“uh, fight me?”

“i will gladly fight both of you. prepare to duel and prepare to yield.”

tralillian:

Omg you guys have to watch this!!!! Especially any of you English ppl. Im laughing so hard im crying. Omg this is the best.

illusionofspoopy:

okay so annie made me some new icons which is wonderful!!!!! but 
i can’t stop laughing at some of them

wtf?? do you see this?? what the hell i don’t

yes helen please tell me more about your c- average kids.

ew.

no im not a model i just fell over like this lol

breakdancing time

biisousss:

newjork:

7afla:

f-ig:

valentinefab:

Ariana and Liz kissing

Straight girls are so…..lmao okay

im so…??? why is she fanning her mouth? whys the other one screeching? too extra.

I didn’t know two pair of lips touching makes you do that.

ithrewmypieforcas-deactivated20:
Could you imagine if when the angels saw Castiel's phone ring and instead of Dean's name simply being "Dean", it was some cutesy-patootsy pet name? Imagine the horror on Cas' face if the angel read "Deanie Weenie"...

thebloggerbloggerfun:

tanicuscaesareth:

peakae:

katoskakid:

i think dean made an appearance on gravity falls?? ???

he probably wanted to know what it felt like to be in a good paranormal show