Anonymous:
duel with me

     he aims his pistol at the sky —

    waaaAAIT

Anonymous:
mistle mistle from jefferson

    that isn’t tradition in the 1700s, right. right ?

Anonymous:
Are you Dean, the man with seven testicles?

Anonymous:
dean what do you think of aaron burr and alexander hamilton

    ‘ hamilton sucks and burr is my fave for life, duh ? ’

Anonymous:
Will you ever truly love Wotsit Man?

dockscratch:

perditioner:

    ‘ i just … i don’t know. ’

“just know that whether you embrace those feelings or whether you live without ever returning my affections, i will love you, dean. truly.”

    ‘ you don’t understand, wotsit man … what i’ve done, who i am, i can’t pull you into this. i can’t lose you too. ’

Anonymous:
Will you ever truly love Wotsit Man?

    ‘ i just … i don’t know. ’

Anonymous:
dean why are you such an edgar allen ho

wow

prinzik:

hamburgergod‘s icon change for the month was really cute

Anonymous:
this "erik" must be a devilishly Handsome bloke . . . but he is Not the answer to this question, buddy-boy! now TELL Me. pointed vertices get you rock solid ? y/n ?

the only pointed vertices that get ME rock solid are the pointed vertices of a booby’s nip-nop, buddy