Anonymous:
Leaves a bottle of jack Daniels, captain morgan, barardi and crown royal and three steaming homemade apple pies infront of the door to the bunker with a 300 gift card for Sarah Lee. Happy holidays

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     — sam, i think we got admirers.

Anonymous:
i am going to give you a pocketful of small questionable mints for christmas. happy holidays

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    a…gain ?

Anonymous:
Do you ever sit back and wonder what it all would have been like if Jensen had just stuck with being Sam?

WRONG…….REALLY WRONG IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWFUL 

Anonymous:
I should start counting how many people call me cute in a week... I think I'm up to eight, now... *Shrugs and cuddles closer* But hi...

I FORGOT TO SIGN IT AS ME!! *Hurriedly signs ‘Blanket Anon’ on the last ask, then again at the end of this* ~ Blanket Anon (much better!)

it’s because u are ?? shh

Anonymous:
*Smiles widely and plops down next to you with a matching blanket* I'm here whenever you need me! *Snuggles against your side happily* I go by many names... But I am now Blanket Anon for here... ~ Blanket Anon

ohh my gosh you’re so cute. cuddles gently

Anonymous:
*Waddles in* *Places blacket around shoulders* *Passes over a block of chocolate* *Kisses on the forehead* Love you... *Waddles away* ~ Blanket Anon

i get a BLANKET ANON 

but bless you oh my gosh

Anonymous:
what if the mints were, say, tiny pillows? you just ate tiny pillows. what do you do now?

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    i guess you could say i’m a good lay

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Anonymous:
do you like to hold your leg?

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    what is this, an interrogation ?

Anonymous:
if you reached into your pocket and found that it was full of small mints, and you thought they were peppermint, but you didn't know where exactly they came from and there's a possibility that they might be spearmint, or not mints at all, what would you do?

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    uh. i’d. i’d eat the mints. 

            ‘ — wait, what did y’ mean, not mints at all ?

Anonymous:
what do you think about founding father and first treasury secretary alexander hamilton

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    ten dollar bill guy — ? i kinda fell asleep in history class.

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