1/2 A preacher was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river!" The congregation nodded their approval. With even greater emphasis he added, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river, too!" The people clapped and were saying "Amen." And then finally, he concluded, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river!"
2/2 As he sat down, the song leader then stood up quite cautiously and announced, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: "Shall We Gather at the River.”
this sounds like the sort of thing my church would do on purpose
Whenever you feel bad for wanting to just stay in your room just remember WWJD... He hid in for three days in a cave because people were being mean to him.
this is what they told me at bible study
going back to church after missing it last week like
[KANYE WEST]
I wanna talk to God, but I’m afraid, since we ain’t spoken in so long…so long!
why do people hate religion so much. sorry i live my life without an existential crisis round every corner telling me my life is meaningless. sorry i feel like a higher power is telling me to do Good Things for people. honestly read the bible jesus is the ultimate sjw
the bible: don't judge people
the bible: don't spread messages about god that suggest anything but his love
the bible: again for those in the back, don't judge people
the bible: judging people is for god and god alone to do
the bible: the most important thing is for you to love everyone and love god
the bible: love the sinner, hate the sin
the bible: rly though it's important to show people love
the bible: remember when jesus hung out with prostitutes instead of pharisees
the bible: just!!!! love people!!!!!!! no matter what!!!!!!!
religious homophobe, holding up a sign saying "god hates homosexuals": i'm doing the lord's work amen
the bible: don't spread messages about god that suggest anything but his love
the bible: again for those in the back, don't judge people
the bible: judging people is for god and god alone to do
the bible: the most important thing is for you to love everyone and love god
the bible: love the sinner, hate the sin
the bible: rly though it's important to show people love
the bible: remember when jesus hung out with prostitutes instead of pharisees
the bible: just!!!! love people!!!!!!! no matter what!!!!!!!
religious homophobe, holding up a sign saying "god hates homosexuals": i'm doing the lord's work amen
